Meaningless · Jabber

Ugh, Trisha. It's all about Jeremy Kyle.

If I saw anyone wearing that dress I would have to set fire to it. Even if it was my grandma.

Even Kyle has migrated over to digital these days. There must be only three people and a cat watching poor old Trisha.

And yes, I think in that situation, granny would have to go. Its for the best really.

hey at least you still have loose women, but you don't even have C5 :( you can't watch neighbours, grey's or house? i would die lol!

and oh those spotty dresses are lovely I want one - damn you miss Hollie Ruddick!

look everywhere! river island, bay, oasis (they have a few in the sale as well) err not sure where else aside from debenhams but that's expensive, Oh tk maxx but that's really hit and miss and gets me fustrated but you know - worth a try no?

Thanks, TK Maxx is where I'm heading. But its very rare that I actually find anything of note there. I don't think they're all quite so expensive in Debenhams from what I remember. Oh no, Ive just found another lovely polka-dot one. What is it with me and spots?!

OMG IT'S OLD GREGG'S WEDDING DRESS.

SHIT MAYTEE YOU MAY BE RIGHT! All that needs to be done is to replace the hello kitty heads with tiny Howard faces, and it would be perfect.

Well, you know, you could puke into a doily, or you could just go sit on a stack of loo rolls like one of those lav-dollies. What a versatile garment!

I hate Agyness. Almost as much as I hate that numb fuck, Miley Ray Cyrus. They both make me want to stab my eyes out with a spoon.

Woah there, they're not worth going blind over. I actually don't know who Miley Ray Cyrus is, but I despise her from name alone.

Ah, I had a bit of vitriol there didn't I? Sorry about that :-)

Miley Ray is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus (he of the mullet reviving achy breaky heart fame). Her real name isn't Miley, its something like Hope or Destiny, but they call her Miley because (get this) SHES SO SMILEY.

I just did vom ups typing that.

Thats quite sickening. Okay, I just looked her up like I should have done in the first place. She's Hannah Montana? *is horrified*
My hatred for High School Musical is facing a new challenger. In fact, most American celebrities irritate me beyond belief.

I know, she's horrid. Dont get me started on High School Musical, I just cleaned up the last round of vomit.

I love celebrity goss, but Miley has been cacking up my beloved ohnotheydidnt to such a degree that I had to take it off my friendpage. Stupid mole!

Haha, how Australian was that. Stupid mole. What a terrible thing to say.

Mole = slag, right? Loving the aussie lingo. Also, does anyone really say Sheila, or is it just a stereotype?

Yes, more or less! Also see: scrag, slapper, snapperhead.

Alas, sheila has been largely discarded by the australian populace, unless you live in Queensland or WA where it is still used a lot! I don't think theres really a replacement either.. dang PC.

lol, I guessed as much. It's a shame, as its probably quite high up on the List Of Things Brits Think They Know About Australians, along with the fact that everyone is as good-looking and as excellent a swimmer as they are in Home & Away, all kangaroos can talk, and life is one constant bbq.

I'll be over there as soon as I can either save up enough money for a plane ticket or find a cruise ship to stowaway on. I want to go to the Melbourne Comedy fest!

My boy and I had an excellent time spinning shite to Americans while we were on our World Tour of Doom. We convinced a lady that when she visited Australia she needed to watch out for Drop Bears (they look like Koalas but they are carnivorous - they drop on you from a height and start chowing down, and once one takes you out the rest of the pack swarm you like piranhas). I don't think she will be visiting Australia any time soon.

Yeahh come to the MICF! It is so so brilliant. I think its on par with Edinburgh, minus the street mime artists.

Also, Australia is super cheap compared to the UK. You'll be living large.

Agyness Deyn can just die really. She walks around looking like a tramp and because she is the "untouchable" Agyness Deyn she can get away with it- she looks terrible! sorry rant over

As awful as that dress is- I WOULD like to flounce around in it for 10 minutes

...and then burn it?!

Yes she does look terrible, and I don't appreciate her stoaty face plastered all over every magazine I pick up. I also have things against Kate Moss, but thats a whole different kettle of fish.

oh me! that dress is like a nightmare of pink. I hate it and want to pour petrol on it and light it on a council estate and speak with a funny accent while wearing burberry

lolol Jane you're a legend. But I don't understand how anything, even something as disturbing as this dress (or any of the offenders on your post) could motivate you to wear burberry. Stay away! It's cyanide for the brain cells, that stuff.